she smelled like a LAN party
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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