if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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