I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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