My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
