I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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