i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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