4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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