he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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