I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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