oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I supernannyed him into submission
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
