What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he thought i was a dude.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I'm really busy with my period
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