Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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