i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
try to milk me bitch
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