is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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