Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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