it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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