you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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