You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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