Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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