sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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