I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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