Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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