I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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