The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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