If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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