I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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