i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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