But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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