oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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