when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm too high and old for this...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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