One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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