so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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