Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
