So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
