that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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