Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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