Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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