he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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