he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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