So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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