Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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