we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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