whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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