I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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