doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Barsexuality is the new black.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
