Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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