Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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