Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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