Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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