fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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